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Big Town Revisited
Safe and sound back in a café in Baņos, John recounted the
behind-the-scenes events of the waterfall drama. As his flat-bottom kayak dove
into the pool below the drop, the hydraulics of the falls forced him downward.
With minimal surface area, the boat posessed almost no internal pockets of air to
help bring it back to the surface. The kayak thrashed around six feet below the
boils while John attempted to right himself. Physical exertion rapidly cashed the
oxygen in his lungs as he fought to eject from his boat. He broke the plane of the
surface only to find that his eyes were the only bodypart that could fully escape.
Instead of being chewed up and spit out downstream, he had been
forced behind the veil of water and under a rock shelf with a pocket of air that
ranged from five to seven inches in height, depending on the swells of water. By
removing his helmet he was able to raise his head and have his face smashed
against the low ceiling, stealing breaths between surging waves. 15 minutes of
detailed exploring yielded a small ledge hole large enough for Harry Houdini to
feel uncomfortable about entering. Cramped in the darkness just above the
waterline, John contemplated his escape. Taking the plunge, he dove forward in a
futile attempt to breach the wall of water. It slapped him for his insolence and
drove him to the bottom with the same icy hand. Kicking hard in what seemed to be
a forward direction, John broke through into the downstream current. Enter safety
bag...
This trecherous episode, combined with countless others of
greater severity stalking me without relenting, were a perfect omens for migrating
to other adventures. Bidding farewell to my close friends, the best month of my
life and temporarily to my brother was difficult, but I had to play the diabetic
trump card. My supplies were dwindling and I needed to venture to Quito to visit a
diabetes clinic and recieve a care package from my sponsors, Novo Nordisc and
Lifescan.
After staying in a town with a couple of thousand
residents, I had forgotten that buildings could rise more than four stories from
the earth. I sought refuge from the cars, noise and tourist-priced bread, in a
discounted hostal room which shared the same design principles as a public
bathroom stall: two paper-thin walls that didn't reach the ceiling shared
previously unknown facts about my mother and boxed me in a corner of the common
area, plenty of foot traffic sped by outside my door that barely locked, and the
only comfortable position on the bed was sitting upright on the matress which lost
the battle for thickness to a toilet seat. I pride myself on being a real bargain
shopper.
While I waited a couple of days to meet with the over-booked
doctor at the diabetes clinic, I read up on the current state of affairs back at
home in Hesse's Steppenwolf, and Huxley's Brave New World. Breakdancing on a
street corner to celebrate my renewed sense of freedom won me an invitation to a
Capoeira (Brazilian martial art) studio the following day. The most interesting
experiences always happen by distancing oneself just a little from typical tourist
activities.
At long last I am fit into the jam-packed schedule. Dr.
Byron Cifuentes' office is located in a renovated apartment apartment building on
one of the main streets of Quito, Ecuador. I take a seat in the cramped living
room, now converted into a waiting room. The two-bedroom apartment is actually the
stomping grounds for two different doctors, based in each of the respective
bedrooms adjoining either side of the living room. I have a locked case of
low-carb products to watch, nestled in the corner that at one time must have
housed the family television; a vast improvement. This doesn't say much since old,
peeling paint would have also been a better and more educational adornment.
My mental tyraid against the idiot box is momentarily interupted by a
type-2 diabetic making a major financial decision for his health. He has finally
decided that he can afford forking over the money for a blood glucose testing
meter because he "just can't figure out how to manage diabetes without it." The
$27 cost for 50 testing strips injects his resolution with a little dose of
uncertainty, but the real sting comes with the receptionist/nurse's recommendation
of checking at least three times a day. I can't tell if he is shaken on account of
new information, or if he had just supressed the financial nightmare of the
recommendation for tight blood sugar control the first time he heard it.
I strike up a conversation with a self-proclaimed chocolate addict who is
having trouble controlling her diabetes while still getting her fix. She has come
to see if Dr. Cifuentes knows of other pills that might work better with the large
quantity of chocolate her body now necessitates to maintain homeostasis. I ask her
about her preffered method of exercise only to find that she doesn't have the time
for any physical activity. I am ushered into see the doctor midway through my
diatribe of praise for regular exercise. Her corteous yet disinterested nods of
affirmation make it clear she has heard all of my insights before.
Seeing the man of short stature behind the deep, booming voice welcoming me, makes
me feel like I've just unmasked the Wizard of Oz. Dr. Byron Cifuentes is the
President of the Ecuadorian Diabetes Foundation, a coalition of 36 diabetes
associations spattered across Ecuador. Dr. Cifuentes gives me a brief rundown of
the diabetes situation in Ecuador while the patients' din in the living room
rivals that of house parties from the apartment's previous life.
"What a day for a match, eh Noah!"
"Indeed it is Doctor. Why don't you give our audience a little expert insight on
our two contenders."
"In the Type-1 corner, weighing in at 3% of the
diabetic population and holding three specialized diabetes associations
nation-wide, the Youth Population! Composed mostly of a younger crowd, they'll be
going head-to-head with the Heavy-weight defending champion. In the Type-2 corner,
weighing in at a whopping 97% of the Ecuadorian diabetics and holding the title of
the other 33 national associations, the rapidly-increasing Adult Population
Epedemic!. Unlike the growing type-2 youth epedemic in the U.S.A., this heavy
hitter is almost entirely composed of adult individuals. These two opponents have
a long history of cooperation and share the common goal of having a successful
fight for joint publicity. Only 20% of these fighters' costs are covered by social
aid programs so they really need this prize purse. There's still no funding from
the state, so relying entirely on private funding has left these two
under-nourished and badly in need of combat education."
"You hit the nail on the head, Doctor! I saw evidence of both the financial and educational
needs when I was conducting interviews in the lobby before venturing in here to
our press box."
"We can only hope that this bout grabs the much
needed attention of nutritionists, nurses and politicians. I there isn't more
cultural and political importance placed on this leage, there simply won't be any
contenders left to duke it out."
"That's an expert evauluation from
Dr. Byron Cifuentes, now let's go ringside as the fighters touch gloves..."
In layman's terms: there is not enough financial aid given by the
government because diabetes is not a priority and in turn, there is little funding
for education programs which would make patients prioritize caring for their own
diabetes (cultural and political complacency). Educational and diabetes management
tools were exactly what arrived in Dr. Cifuentes' office after some minor delays
with the Ecuadorian shipping process. Shannon Hein, the person behind the package,
can best be described as a selfless saint. Novo Nordisc is probably not fully
aware of the calibur of the person representing their company in my home region of
the U.S.A. From day 1 she believed in my mission and has shown her unfaltering
support at every possible moment.
When the package was emptied and
Spanish educational material covered his desk and insulin flowed out of his
office's mini-refirgerator, Dr. Cifuentes had a hard time believing the
no-strings-attatched benevalence displayed by all parties that made that Kodak
moment possible. After a long week of waiting, I took my little pack of pen tips,
insulin and blood testing strips and shook hands with the baffled Oz. I clicked my
ruby-red tennis shoes and was whisked out of the city who shipping company had
held me captive for 10 days. Just like Dorothy and the gang, I was reminded that
my mission was already being achieved and my ability to smite complacency was
already at my fingertips. This power over one's reality is an inherent ability in
all individuals.
After a wild goose chase around Ecuador filled with
travel nightmares, I located my brother in the coast town of Bahia De Caraquez.
For the next week we lived and worked with the ecology co-op, Fundacion Planet
Drum. The first part of our days was spent on good-old manual labor, reforestation
projects where mudslides had destroyed hillsides and induced massive amounts of
erosion. Our side projects in the evening included making drums (so foundation
could actually posess one) and gearing up for firedancing vs. breakdancing battles
(which were to become a constant source of room, board and adrenaline).
Good times and better people flocked into our lives like it was Winter
everywhere else. On one particularly memorable day, my two dear friends and I went
bushwhacking through dry tropical forest to scout a possible sight for
revegitation. After a subterranean clan of bees attacked my fearless leader's
hand, it was up to my bladder to bring down the swelling and save the day. We
gorged on an orchard's fallen passion fruits to celebrate the inundation of
anti-venom. Most likely, the only time in my life I'll be able to get away with
peeing on a boss of mine.
As my time in the little outpost of
paradise was winding down, we took a day to work in a community-built park and
involve a group of children in the watering and clean up process. I went to work
pounding in retaining barriers in an eroded hillside while sweating like a pig. I
was so mesmerized by the task that I didn't notice the pack of budding ecologists
that had gathered behind me to say goodbye. I stood up, towering above the mass of
little faces eagerly awaiting a small piece of my infinite wisdom from a far-away
land. I knew this was one of those precious moments where I was given the chance
to motivate and inspire the next generation of environmental warriors.
"Don't forget, this is your forest too," I proclaimed to the impressionable
Ecuadorian youths. They thanked me for my help in the park and headed for the
beach. Not only did I sound cornier than a womanizer with a bad pickup line, but
it sounded like something swindled from a public service announcement from the
Holiest-of-Holy, Smokey the Bear. I bowed and shook my head in laughter and
disbelief only to catch a glimpse of my double-ply work pants.
The sweat running unhindered down my sun-burnt, shirtless chest had collected a film
of dirt and pooled in my crotch and down through both layers of fabric, but on one
leg from the way I had been squatting. The stain was much more symetrical in back.
I wondered if any of the children could have taken a message seriously from a
crazy gringo who was so excited about saving the environment that he soiled
himself thoroughly. Maybe I scared them into wanting the park better maintained so
another crazy doesn't have to come through and hammer stakes into the hillside
like an environmental John Henry.
I spent my last day getting wooden dowels made for Devil Sticks for a street performance and spending time with the exceptional human beings at the now drum-posessing foundation. A brief stint in the surf town of Montaņita left my brother and I with a hermit's mindset of seclusion. We went to the mountain town of Riobamba to stock up on provisions for what turned out to be the heaviest dose of Heaven and Hell ever rolled into one adventure. Seriously, I really hate the cliff-hanger endings, but my hand is tired...
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